Not having a social life is starting to bug me a little

I don’t have any way to blow off steam so it just fucking builds. The only human interaction I have is to talk to are friends from back home through xbox live. Even that is pretty rare. I don’t want to hang out with the people I work with because they’re all fucking alcoholics. Yeah, that sounds fun, I already pretty much baby sit them at work all day, I’m sure as fuck not going to do it while they get drunk.

I can’t wait to move the fuck on with my life. Two more years.

Every time I see some one post

about their ‘problems’ or how ‘uncertain’ their life is I want to call them out on it so bad. I feel like that would be too big of a douche thing to do though. Obviously this doesn’t apply to everyone that has had an easy life, for the most part up until my senior year, mine wasn’t too bad. As for the girl who posted on facebook about how ‘uncertain’ her life is, tell me about how ‘uncertain’ life can be when you’re a 21 year old living with your parents in Scottsdale, unemployed while your parents pay your way through four years at a university and make sure your car payments are on time. You aren’t living paycheck to paycheck or choosing between paying rent or eating. You aren’t racking up debt you’ll be paying off for years just to make that car payment. You wont spend the next 20 years paying off student loans or worrying about your grades slipping because you have to work a full time job to pay your way through college and you could lose your scholarship. I’ll even take it up another level. You don’t have to worry about getting sent to another country and watching your friends get fucking blown up. I fucking hate playing that card, because frankly, I don’t like being in the military, and i don’t think it makes me better than anyone. It helps me put shit in perspective though. I could add more but what the fuck is the point? No one reads this. I have like 10 fucking followers that still use tumblr and even I had people to read this who gives a fuck anyways? They either wouldn’t read it, wouldn’t care, or are in the same position as I am. I just had to get this off my chest.

Get fucked.

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Holy shit, at circa 2:05…

HOLY SHIT HAHA! I shouldn’t laugh at that…

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How do I spend six days off? Getting scruffy. Now if only I was in the woods camping.. (Taken with instagram)

Fucked once again

By the big green dick of the army

I’m bored and haven’t done this in a while

Where is your Mother?

Don’t care

Where is your Father?

Nebraska

Do you like to swim?

Absolutely  

Do you need to return anyones phone call?

Most likely a lot

Where were you born?

Grand Island. Nebraska

Where do you keep your birth certificate?

My “I love me” folder

How many days until your birthday?

It’s in February. I’m not goingto figure out how many days

What is the closest orange object to you?

What qualifies as an object? Keyboard since I’m typing? My clothes? This is dumb.   

Have you sneezed in the past hour?

Yes

How many books are in your room?

I don’t read in my room, so none

What did you last eat?

a grilled cheese

Name one of your goals for this year?

Bulk up a little bit, run faster, get promoted, make it one more year closer to being out of the army  

What is the biggest trouble you have ever been in?

Never really been in serious trouble

What does your 9th message on your phone say?

“Eating cereal dog, you?”

Look to your left. What’s there?

A tourniquet. No joke.

Ever pop someone else’s pimple?

I went to Basic training and lived in a room with 50 other dudes. That’s probably one of

the least disgusting things that happen.

Are you scared about the end of the world?

Nope.  

Is there a TV in the room you are in?

Yes What are you looking forward to?

Going to Phoenix in June  

What comes to your mind when I say red?

Apple

What other language do you want to be fluent in?

French I guess

Do you crack your neck often?

Yes

Do you usually hold your pee for a long time?

Not unless I have to?

Is it possible to lick your elbow?

Uhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh

Worst feeling in the world?

There are a lot

What’s your current favorite commercial? I don’t watch a lot of TV and when I do it’s recorded so I just fast forward through commercials

 Name something you think is pointless?

Most of the shit I do at work

Favorite fast food restaurant?

Chino Bandidos

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

A few

Would you concider yourself as a pyro?

No but some might argue this with me

Did you have a weird dream last night?

No

Do you wish at 11:11? Occasionally

Do surveys really cure boredom? This one did for a few minutes.

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